Restaurant Hack - Simplify Your Life

I hate ordering the ‘perfect‘ meal at a nice restaurant only to end up paying a fortune for something I barely touched.

I’m so over it, to be honest.  I once asked if I could order off the kids’ menu because the portion was reasonable and HELLO $10. 

The snooty waitress ‘reminded‘ me that kids menus were for the 12 and under crowd.  Thanks. 

I’ve discovered that it’s not what you ask, but how you ask it.

If you say  ‘can I order off the kids’ menu‘ it’s an immediate no.

If you say ‘I don’t care how much you charge me but THIS is the portion I want’ you’ll get the kids meal item at the kids meal price – just without juice and desert.

I went to dinner with friends last night and was hungry for steak.  I had a 6oz New York Striploin with mashed potatoes and veggies…. and it cost me $10.99.

I didn’t over eat, and I didn’t spend a fortune.

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Do you have tricks for easier and / or cheaper eating out?  Less here your restaurant hack!

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