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Angelina Jolie, The Chosen One, and Adventures in the Loo

Angelina Jolie, The Chosen One, and Adventures in the Loo

She collects babies like they’re the newest WebKinz; I collect porcelain bassins not unlike a gaggle of drunk sorority sisters. A map depicting her humanitarian efforts would make a great ‘Where In The World is Carmen San Diego’ episode, while searching for blackheads on the landscape of my enlarged pores is like a Where’s Waldo gone bad.

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