3 Secrets to Surviving a Day at The Zoo
My kids like to drive me bonkers by jumping like monkeys and laughing like hyenas. They growl and sneer when asked to do chores and have appetites that rival that of a bear. It’s no wonder it feels like a zoo in here!
I was skeptical when J-F suggested we take all 3 kids to the Zoo Granby – a whopping 2 1/2 hour drive away – for a fun-filled, holiday weekend Saturday, family day of f*ck. Yeah, I said it. 3 kids. 1 zoo. Thousands of opportunities for oh-shits and get-the-hell-outa-theres.
Thankfully I have these 3 secrets to surviving a day at the zoo. I accept wine and coffee as thanks 😉.
The first step in surviving a SATURDAY at the zoo? Get there before opening time to get a parking spot that is less than 10 miles from the gate. You don’t want the kids pooped before you even start the day! Remember that a zillion other parents had the same idea you did; once inside the park skip the first ‘continent’ and go straight to the 2nd section – you can always loop back at the end. It will still be busy, but your whole day will be less congested than if you spent it herding your way through with all the parents who showed up bright and early like you did.
The second step for survival when kids outnumber the adults is to bring food. Lots of food. And if your kids are a tad OCD like mine make sure every child has exactly the same thing. Our cooler – which we put in the wagon’s ‘cargo hold’ area – had exactly 3 of everything for the kids. Apples, drinkable yogourt, granola bars, nutri-grain bars, water bottle and juice box. We also had 1 loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter. We did buy them a treat mid-way but I wanted to save our spending money for the fun things, like camel and train rides.
Lastly, bring a wagon. Any wagon. I don’t care how old your kids are. Ours (a folding number from On The Edge Marketing) held water, food, extra kid’s underwear & pants, diapers, wipes, a light blanket, a neck pillow and from time to time a napping toddler or a tired preschooler. Trust me, you don’t want to be carrying a 40lb tired toddler half way across the zoo.
We ended up having a terrific day. As you can see from the pictures below everyone had a great time – mostly. Though I will admit to reaching for the wine bottle when we got home I have to say the day was a success thanks to my 3 secrets to surviving a day at the zoo.
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