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Laura Vitale Turns Up The Heat For Valentine’s Day

Posted on Feb 9, 2015 | 0 comments

I’m a sucker for holidays and Valentine’s day is no exception.  I don’t see it as an excuse to show people how you feel, but rather a day to celebrate those feelings and relationships.

In my early twenties, when budgets were tighter and I hadn’t really figured out how to manage money, I would cook an elaborate dinner for the one that held my heart.  I’ve always been a good cook, and you know the way to a man’s heart, right? Exactly.  It’s also the way to a man’s pants, if one is so inclined.  So cook I did, and I did it well.

I look back on those years, before YouTube and Google, and remember perusing my favorite cookbooks for the perfect recipes.  I’d spend half an hour chatting up the liquor store clerk discussing wine pairings for my menu, from appetizer to dessert.

There was almost always new underwear and for the love of all this holy I avoided gas-inducing foods for 3 days prior.  Priorities, you know?

These days the love holiday is more about the kids.  Special crafts, activities, and hopefully some ‘us’ time once they’re are sleeping.  Dinner is some sort of red concoction – the kids would be scandalized if it weren’t.  That means tomato & cheese stuffed ravioli with marinara sauce.

But those ‘millenials’ – those kids that are now young adults, forging their way through life… I’m guessing the new twenty-somethings still can’t afford a nice dinner out, and that’s where Laura Vitale – host of hit YouTube show ‘Laura in the Kitchen‘ – comes in to help.

Check out this video for her ideas on creating the perfect date-night in for you & the man;  a date-night that won’t break the bank with fantastic foods that not only taste great but are quick and easy to prepare.

So put on those sexy underwear, open that bottle of wine, and enjoy your night.

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Cory McCloskey wants you to know – it’s gonna be hot!

Posted on Jan 30, 2015 | 1 comment

Remember when I talked about John Oliver taking opportunity by the balls and running with it?  Yeah.  Well it happened again, only this time it was some weather guy from Fox 10 Phoenix.

As one must with live TV, Cory McCloskey checked his show beforehand but overlooked a few minor details.  Instead of burning under pressure… he kept his cool.

The best lines?  ‘Steel boils at this temperature‘ & ‘Don’t bother going there to loot, everything is gone‘.

Funny as this may all be, I’m calling it here today.  This 1 min 30 sec blooper is now a defining moment in Cory’s career.  Someday – sooner or later – a life-changing opportunity will be given because of this blooper.

Not because he screwed up – cause let’s be honest, someone should have caught this – but because of his quick wit under fire.  This man can think on his feet and it will pay off in dividends long before he retires.

Luck is being ready when opportunity calls.  Lucky for Cory – his show didn’t go up in flames.

Thanks for the laughs Sir, signed myself &  8+ million viewers.  And if you’re looking for a few speaking gigs hit me upI know people.

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Wordless Wednesday – Just call me Bones

Posted on Jan 28, 2015 | 0 comments

csi bones

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